I don't have cute feet.
Since I was little I have complained about my toe length.
Or should I say LACK of toe length.
And my 2nd toe is way taller than my big toe...what's with that?
And my feet are wide.
So, all in all my feet are BLOCKS.
What's more, I have blisters and my little toenail is deformed from sports.
To this day my little brother teases me about my "slug" toes.
But when I was a teenager, my wise momma said...
"Who gave you those feet?
Do you think you could sprint as well with different feet?
Do you think you could flip (gymnastics) as well with different feet?
Do you think you could run down a tennis ball as well with different feet?"
And as wise moms often do, she said...
"You should be thankful you even HAVE feet!"
This week started out stinky.
And it just got worse.
And yesterday I had a headache because of stress.
At one point, I happened to look down at my feet.
My tired, torn up, gnarly feet.
I felt like crying.
COLOR!
CLIPPING!
BUFFING!
What strange words, but they SHOUTED in my head.
Get ready for this confession, cause it may just knock your socks off!
(no pun intended)
I have NEVER in my life had a pedicure.
Why spend money on not pretty feet?
COLOR!
CLIPPING!
BUFFING!
Those words echoed in my mind over and over again.
SOOOOO....guess what I did today?
BRIGHT ORANGE WITH PREEEETY FLOWERS!!
Yep, those are my feet.
I am proud to have feet.
Blocky, blistery, bright, cheery orange-toed feet!
I can't stop smiling.
I feel better.
Oh, and on the way home I treated myself to one of these...
Hot fudge is good.
And it tastes even better when you have orange toes.
Oh I kid you not.
It really truly does.
Or should I say LACK of toe length.
And my 2nd toe is way taller than my big toe...what's with that?
And my feet are wide.
So, all in all my feet are BLOCKS.
What's more, I have blisters and my little toenail is deformed from sports.
To this day my little brother teases me about my "slug" toes.
But when I was a teenager, my wise momma said...
"Who gave you those feet?
Do you think you could sprint as well with different feet?
Do you think you could flip (gymnastics) as well with different feet?
Do you think you could run down a tennis ball as well with different feet?"
And as wise moms often do, she said...
"You should be thankful you even HAVE feet!"
This week started out stinky.
And it just got worse.
And yesterday I had a headache because of stress.
At one point, I happened to look down at my feet.
My tired, torn up, gnarly feet.
I felt like crying.
COLOR!
CLIPPING!
BUFFING!
What strange words, but they SHOUTED in my head.
Get ready for this confession, cause it may just knock your socks off!
(no pun intended)
I have NEVER in my life had a pedicure.
Why spend money on not pretty feet?
COLOR!
CLIPPING!
BUFFING!
Those words echoed in my mind over and over again.
SOOOOO....guess what I did today?
BRIGHT ORANGE WITH PREEEETY FLOWERS!!
Yep, those are my feet.
I am proud to have feet.
Blocky, blistery, bright, cheery orange-toed feet!
I can't stop smiling.
I feel better.
Oh, and on the way home I treated myself to one of these...
Hot fudge is good.
And it tastes even better when you have orange toes.
Oh I kid you not.
It really truly does.