As my 6 year old sits in her primary church class,
her new teacher asks a question.
"Sometimes I like to bring treats to class when you are listening and obedient.
Are any of you allergic to candy?"
She quickly raises her hand and says,
"Well...I'm not allergic to candy. Pause. But I AM allergic to bears.
Bears are scary and they can scratch and bite you.
So yeah, I think I'm allergic to bears...
AND... badgers.
They can bite and scratch you too, so I think I am also allergic to badgers".
Too bad I don't get to work with the kids any more.
This is the good stuff.
her new teacher asks a question.
"Sometimes I like to bring treats to class when you are listening and obedient.
Are any of you allergic to candy?"
She quickly raises her hand and says,
"Well...I'm not allergic to candy. Pause. But I AM allergic to bears.
Bears are scary and they can scratch and bite you.
So yeah, I think I'm allergic to bears...
AND... badgers.
They can bite and scratch you too, so I think I am also allergic to badgers".
Too bad I don't get to work with the kids any more.
This is the good stuff.