Mary Poppins tells funny jokes?

Since interviewing my 5 year old was so much fun, I decided to see what was in the heads of my other monkeys. I enjoyed seeing them think about these things, and hearing what came out of their mouths...and just so you know, I am the worst joke teller EVER!!!

M.A. - Age 14 (almost)


M.B. - Age 12


M.C. - Age 9

Me - What is something I always say to you?
M.A. - I love you and thank you.
M.B. - I love you and look how tall you've grown!
M.C. - I am like an angel.

Me - What makes me happy?
M.A. - Getting new, nice stuff.
M.B. - Spending time with family, and cooking.
M.C. - When we all do stuff together as a family.

Me - What makes me sad?
M.A. - When I say something mean that hurts your feelings.
M.B. - Don't know. Are you ever sad?
M.C. - When you can't go play tennis? I can't think of it, or maybe you just aren't very sad.

Me - How do I make you laugh?
M.A. - By telling funny jokes and stuff.
M.B. - A lot of ways.
M. C. - When you say funny jokes and things.

Me - What was I like as a child?
M.A. - Tomboyish.
M.B. - Happy.
M.C. - You and daddy say that you were a lot like me.

Me - How old am I?
M.A. - 37.
M.B. - 36.
M.C. - 36.

Me - How tall am I?
M.A. - 5 feet 2 1/2 inches.
M.B. - 5 feet 3 inches.
M.C. - ummm, not as tall as M.A. I don't know. I will guess about 4 foot 3?

Me - What is my favorite thing to do?
M.A. - Play tennis.
M.B. - Play tennis.
M.C. - Play tennis.

Me - What do I do when you're not around?
M.A. - Um, I don't know... you clean the house? Or go shopping?
M.B. - You do all the things you don't have time to do when we are around, like play piano.
M.C. - Um...You clean up the house?

Me - If I become famous, what will it be for?
M.A. - A beauty queen or a famous tennis player.
M.B. - Tennis.
M.C. - Tennis or for being the best mom.

Me - What am I really good at?
M.A. - Cooking.
M.B. - Tennis. Me - Anything else? M.B. - Cleaning, decorating our house & designing.
M.C. - Tennis. Me - Besides tennis. M.C. - Helping all us kids out with everything.

Me - What am I not very good at?
M.A. - Hmm, drawing.
M.B. - Handyman stuff, like woodworking and fixing the cars.
M.C. - Oh gosh, um...that's a toughie...juggling?

Me - What do I do for a job?
M.A. - Be a mom.
M.B. - Watch over the kids and house.
M.C. - You don't have a job. I don't understand this question. You help our family?

Me - What is my favorite food?
M.A. - Oh gee, um... apple pie.
M.B. - Mexican food.
M.C. - strawberries.

Me - What makes you proud of me?
M.A. - You compliment me on my drawings and you're nice.
M.B. - Your love for us, and how you spoil us.
M.C. - When you play with me.

Me - . If I were a cartoon character, who would I be?
M.A. - Can this be manga related? Hmm...Princess Midna from Legend of Zelda. She's pretty.
M.B. - Mary Poppins?
M.C..- I can't think of a cartoon character, but you remind me of Debra on Everybody Loves Raymond.

Me - What do you and I do together?
M.A. - We play tennis together.
M.B. - We play tennis together, and we talk a lot.
M.C. - We plant stuff in the garden together.

Me - How are you and I the same?
M.A. - The way we sound on the phone.
M.B. - We both have guitars and like guitars.
M.C. - We both like to do sports and to play and to be active.

Me - How are you and I different?
M.A. - We both view clothes and styles differently.
M.B. - I like building stuff, not sure that you do.
M.C. - You are 36 and I'm almost 9.

Me - How do you know I love you?
M.A. - Because you tell me that you love me, and get me things that show me you love me.
M.B. - I just know. Me - More specific? M.B. - Nope, I just know.
M.C. - Because you tell me that you love me, and you always help me with everything I need.

Me - What do I like most about your daddy?
M.A. - You think he's sexy! (Can I say that?)
M.B. - He is funny.
M.C. - His good looks.

Me - Where is my favorite place to go?
M.A. - Hawaii or the Virgin Islands.
M.B. - The beach like Hawaii.
M.C. - You like to go play tennis, and you like to go out to eat.