I was looking over my daughter's 3rd grade homework last night. The instructions had her use a list of vocabulary words to complete sentences.
Here is the vocabulary list: certain, chores, culture, resources, tutor, uniforms
She filled in all the sentences quite nicely. At the bottom of the page was this prompt:
Write a joke using one of the vocabulary words.
Her joke: Why do some teachers stink?
Answer: Because they're a tutor.
Loved it. Loved it. Loved it.
11 comments:
Did she make that up? That's hilarious! It made me giggle out loud!
so funny! I'll have to tell my family that one tonight :-)
It is CERTAIN that your family's CULTURE, influenced by available RESOURCES and CHORES has been a TUTOR in excellent humor.
Curses, I was really hoping to fit uniforms in, too but I am out of time and creativity!
Snaps to your little smartie pants! I love the joke!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA hahahahaha!
I love kids! They bring so much fun to life!
Love it!! She's a natural. That could be submitted to one of the those joke books for kids!!!
I wish I was that clever. To answer ur question, my sister took our family picture at my parents house in Pasco.
I just shared this with the people in your brother's waiting room...everyone laughed out loud! So funny..our brilliant grandkids!
You ought to write that one in to the Reader's Digest. So stinkin' cute!!
I always enjoy having Rachel come out and ride. She is very aware of the horses and her horsemanship and she is a very hard worker. And she is always very polite and easy to have around.
What a clever girl. She's very smart and adorable. I have a related comment from my third grader that I have to share. A few weeks ago while playing Trivial Pursuit - Family Edition the children's question was: "In which war was gas first used as a weapon?" My son's response: "World War Toot!" I think we have to get these two together (in a few years). I'll send a picture if you want.
S. Petersen
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